Sir Leonard of Leicester

Down on his luck
Sir Leonard of Leicester
Landed a job
As a helmet tester

Bashed on the head
With a lump of hard steel
He`d then record how much pain he could feel

Twas mind numbing work
With meagre rewards
And entirely preferrable ...to testing swords.

Robot Rocket Banjo Cat

Robot Rocket Banjo Cat
Is aerodynamic with fins
He`ll pick and pluck your heart strings
And melt your wheelie bins

Thunder in the alleyways
Will not linger long
Its Robot rocket Banjo Cat`s
Supersonic song....


character created by Mike Harman
illustration by Mike Harman

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